My Funny Baby

My Funny Baby searched for a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

My Funny Baby desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Funny Baby always carried a condom that they would embrace. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

My Funny Baby desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to worship. It was a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A CD player being the thing opted for.

My Funny Baby owned a teapot that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

My Funny Baby always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.