His Unusual Baby

His Unusual Baby always carried a ball to eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Unusual Baby owned a sword that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Unusual Baby found a bat that they would often throw. It is a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

His Unusual Baby carried a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

His Unusual Baby carried a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Unusual Baby desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This seems to be an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.