A Scary Baby

A Scary Baby always had with them a mug to worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awesome. A mug is the item to select.

A Scary Baby always had with them a bag of poop to eat. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Baby often carried a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Scary Baby desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Baby found a melon that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Baby looked for a radiator that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.