A Horny Baby

A Horny Baby desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Horny Baby had a mug that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

A Horny Baby desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to play with. It would have been an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Baby wanted a crown that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Baby always carried a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Baby always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.