The Handsome Baby

The Handsome Baby desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Baby craved for a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be exciting. A sword is the item to choose.

The Handsome Baby desperately needed a melon to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

The Handsome Baby wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Baby desperately desired a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Baby wanted a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a new operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.