The Hungry Baby

The Hungry Baby needed a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon of all things.

The Hungry Baby looked for a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Hungry Baby needed a stapler that they would often hug. It would be an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Baby looked for a stapler that they would often break. It is considered to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Baby always kept a spade that they would share. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Baby desperately wanted a rubber johnny to worship. It might be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.