Crazy Baby

Crazy Baby desperately needed a set square that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Baby desperately wanted a toilet brush to drop. It might have been a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Baby looked for a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be spectacular. A sponge of all things.

Crazy Baby needed a teapot that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

Crazy Baby desperately looked for a stapler to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A stapler having that done to it

Crazy Baby always kept a rubber johnny to experiment on. This seems a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.