My Foolish Baby

My Foolish Baby looked for a sponge that they would often play with. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Baby always had with them a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Baby found a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Baby desperately wanted a pen to break. It might be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Baby had a cup that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

My Foolish Baby always kept a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.