The Troubled Baby

The Troubled Baby found a cheese grater that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Baby desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It would have been an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Baby wanted a ball that they would often smash. This seems a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a ball being the item selected.

The Troubled Baby desperately needed a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Baby desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often hug. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Troubled Baby desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.