Dodgy Baby

Dodgy Baby desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Baby desperately desired a wig that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be fun. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Baby desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Dodgy Baby needed a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Dodgy Baby owned a big sponge that they liked to throw. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to select.

Dodgy Baby carried a mug that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.