A Square Baby

A Square Baby owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

A Square Baby always kept a bottle of wine that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of wine having that done to it

A Square Baby craved for a crown to throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to select.

A Square Baby desired a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.

A Square Baby searched for a pen that they sometimes throw. It might have been a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Baby always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.