Unusual Baby

Unusual Baby wanted a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

Unusual Baby always carried a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Unusual Baby looked for a computer to throw. This seems a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Unusual Baby carried a stapler that they would often play with. It would be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Unusual Baby looked for a block of cheese that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Unusual Baby desperately looked for a pint of beer to put up their bum. This seems a curious operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.