A Silly Baby

A Silly Baby desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Silly Baby looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Silly Baby craved for a set square to smash. This seems a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set square having that done to it

A Silly Baby always kept a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Baby often carried a bag of poop that they liked to throw. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Baby desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.