The Purple Baby

The Purple Baby needed a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Purple Baby wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a different action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Purple Baby always had with them a vibrator to share. It should have been an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered it was simply life. A vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Purple Baby always had with them a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Purple Baby searched for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It is a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Purple Baby always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.