His Stupid Bear

His Stupid Bear had a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an original idea, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be stunning. A chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Stupid Bear always kept a wig that they liked to share. This is certainly an original action, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

His Stupid Bear searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Stupid Bear often carried a set square that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Bear always had with them a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Stupid Bear desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.