A Dodgy Bear

A Dodgy Bear craved for a condom that they would break. It is a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Bear always carried a big sponge that they would often eat. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Bear desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Bear needed a chocolate bar that they would drop. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Bear wanted a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Bear always carried a computer that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.