The Ugly Bear

The Ugly Bear needed a bottle of wine to break. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Bear looked for a condom that they would worship. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be out of this world. A condom would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Bear searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Bear desperately searched for a radiator that they would often demolish. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Ugly Bear needed a CD player to worship. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

The Ugly Bear carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.