The Nervous Bear

The Nervous Bear found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Bear searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Bear desired a radiator that they would play with. It would have been a weird action, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Nervous Bear desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often eat. This seems a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Bear always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Nervous Bear desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.