A Foolish Bear

A Foolish Bear desired a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Bear often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. This seems a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

A Foolish Bear found a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Bear carried a helmet that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was fun. A helmet is the thing to select.

A Foolish Bear desperately needed a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

A Foolish Bear desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. This seems an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.