The Exciting Bear

The Exciting Bear desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Exciting Bear desperately needed a sack of potatoes to embrace. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Exciting Bear desperately wanted a bat that they would often break. It should have been a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Bear desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It might be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was epic. A cucumber having that done to it

The Exciting Bear wanted a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Bear desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. It is a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.