The Foolish Bear

The Foolish Bear wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Bear desired a tomato that they would put on his head. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Bear desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Bear always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Bear found a hat to experiment on. This could be considered an original proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A hat is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Bear always kept a big sponge that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.