Gentle Bear

Gentle Bear desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who considered it was sublime. A pint of beer is the item to choose.

Gentle Bear looked for a CD player to eat. It was considered to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

Gentle Bear desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Gentle Bear always kept a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Gentle Bear desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Gentle Bear often carried a wig that they would sometimes hug. It might be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.