The Stupid Bear

The Stupid Bear desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Bear desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Bear desperately needed a sponge to sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Bear searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Stupid Bear found a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A spade being the chosen item.

The Stupid Bear always kept a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.