A Dodgy Bear

A Dodgy Bear craved for a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Bear always kept a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Bear looked for a wig that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Bear desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Bear looked for a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Bear desperately needed a rubber chicken to experiment on. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.