My Scary Bear

My Scary Bear often carried a teapot that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

My Scary Bear wanted a condom that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Scary Bear always had with them a set square that they would often share. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is amazing. A set square would be the thing that was selected.

My Scary Bear wanted a bat that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Bear found a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Scary Bear desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would play with. It should have been an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.