A Retarded Bear

A Retarded Bear desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Bear looked for a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Bear needed a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Retarded Bear desperately needed a tomato that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Bear desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original action, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Retarded Bear desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.