My Dodgy Bear

My Dodgy Bear looked for a sack of potatoes to play with. It was considered to be a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

My Dodgy Bear desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

My Dodgy Bear looked for a vibrator that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Bear carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Bear desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Bear always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.