A Horny Bear

A Horny Bear always kept a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Horny Bear always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of beer of all things.

A Horny Bear often carried a cucumber that they would share. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

A Horny Bear needed a sword that they would worship. It should be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Bear always had with them a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Bear always kept a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.