The Exciting Bear

The Exciting Bear desperately needed a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Bear owned a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer having that done to it

The Exciting Bear had a teapot that they liked to throw. One might say this is a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

The Exciting Bear always carried a cup that they would sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Bear always had with them a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Bear needed a helmet that they would often demolish. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.