His Boring Bear

His Boring Bear craved for a dildo that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Bear wanted a melon to sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Bear desired a ball that they would often throw. One might say this is a different thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

His Boring Bear needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

His Boring Bear desired a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Bear desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would demolish. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.