A Lovely Bear

A Lovely Bear desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Lovely Bear wanted a cucumber to try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Bear, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Lovely Bear wanted a bottle of coke that they would throw. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Bear always carried a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Bear owned a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.

A Lovely Bear owned a condom that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.