The Square Bear

The Square Bear desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Square Bear looked for a melon that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

The Square Bear always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Square Bear always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Square Bear wanted a pint of beer to eat. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Square Bear desired a spade to experiment on. This could be considered a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.