A Round Bear

A Round Bear always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

A Round Bear had a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderful. A cheese grater being the item selected.

A Round Bear owned a porno magazine that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Round Bear owned a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

A Round Bear desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a ball having that done to it

A Round Bear needed a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.