Their Special Bear

Their Special Bear desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Their Special Bear desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Their Special Bear often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Their Special Bear always carried a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Their Special Bear had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Their Special Bear looked for a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It was a strange idea, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.