Her Boring Bear

Her Boring Bear always kept a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bear, who considered it was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Her Boring Bear always had with them a crown that they liked to smash. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Bear desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Bear needed a melon to eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Bear often carried a stapler that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

Her Boring Bear always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.