The Horny Bear

The Horny Bear always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Horny Bear desperately looked for a crown that they would often put up their bum. It might be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Bear found a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Bear desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Bear always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Horny Bear always kept a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.