The Brainy Bear

The Brainy Bear desperately wanted a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A ball being the thing selected.

The Brainy Bear desired a pint of beer to put up their bum. It is a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Bear desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Bear always had with them a condom that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Bear desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Bear often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.