The Bum Loving Bear

The Bum Loving Bear found a set of lego that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Bear searched for a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Bear often carried a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Bear wanted a dildo to eat. One might find this to be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A dildo being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Bear carried a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Bear desperately desired a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.