My Eccentric Bear

My Eccentric Bear always had with them a melon that they sometimes throw. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Bear often carried a chocolate bar that they would often worship. This seems an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Bear carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Bear craved for a sword to break. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Bear often carried a vibrator to smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Bear desperately looked for a set square that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a set square being the chosen thing.