The Exceptional Bear

The Exceptional Bear desperately needed a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.

The Exceptional Bear often carried a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Bear often carried a tomato that they would often break. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Bear desperately looked for a tomato to smash. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Bear desired a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

The Exceptional Bear owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.