Green Bear

Green Bear always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Green Bear desperately looked for a spade that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Green Bear always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Green Bear always had with them a dildo that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

Green Bear desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Green Bear desperately wanted a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.