Her Stupid Bear

Her Stupid Bear often carried a custard pie that they liked to break. This seems a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Bear desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to break. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Bear had a spade to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a spade being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Bear had a pen that they liked to share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

Her Stupid Bear desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.

Her Stupid Bear always carried a ball that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a ball of all things.