The Eccentric Bear

The Eccentric Bear looked for a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It was an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Bear carried a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Bear always carried a pint of beer that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Bear owned a cucumber to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cucumber being the item selected.

The Eccentric Bear needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Bear desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to select.