A Bewildered Bear

A Bewildered Bear had a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Bear desperately needed a computer that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Bear had a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Bear desperately desired a teapot to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Bear searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Bear desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.