A Confused Bear

A Confused Bear owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Confused Bear desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It might have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Bear had a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Bear desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Bear found a melon that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Bear carried a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.