His Fucking Bear

His Fucking Bear needed a pint of beer that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be stunning. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Bear desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Fucking Bear craved for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Bear needed a sword that they would often play with. This is certainly an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

His Fucking Bear needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a surprising action, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Fucking Bear often carried a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.