My Unusual Bear

My Unusual Bear found a cup that they liked to annihilate It should be an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup having that done to it

My Unusual Bear always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Unusual Bear always carried a porno magazine that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

My Unusual Bear desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would smash. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

My Unusual Bear searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Unusual Bear looked for a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.