My Purple Bear

My Purple Bear wanted a cucumber that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Purple Bear desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Purple Bear carried a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Purple Bear searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Bear owned a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Purple Bear always kept a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.