The Exceptional Bear

The Exceptional Bear carried a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

The Exceptional Bear often carried a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

The Exceptional Bear desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be simply life. A bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Bear needed a pen that they sometimes break. It should be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it

The Exceptional Bear found a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Bear always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.