The Hungry Bear

The Hungry Bear desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Hungry Bear desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Bear desired a piece of paper that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Bear desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Bear owned a condom that they would often throw. This seems a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Bear wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. It should have been a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.